Do us all a favor!

This is in my neighborhood too, less than a hundred yards from my house. Take that, boys.

Nothing I Like Seeing More...

Than people getting owned by animals.

(please press play on this video to give you a soundtrack to the rest of this blog and the other video which has no sound.)

It's such a sweet victory for the animal kingdom when this revenge happens. You figure, human kind has been killing, making clothes out of, eating, tormenting, testing, teaching them stupid tricks for entertainment, etc... it's like a rapist accidentally drinking his own roofie cocktail and I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!
Here we have a few examples.

Man getting knocked out by kangaroo. If this picture doesn't make you laugh... nothing will.

Beluga biting woman's head... She kind of had that one coming.

I like this picture, because instead of helping this guy with his problem, his friend took a picture instead. So, if his buddy think he deserves this... then he most likely does.

This monkey is sick of this guy's shit and is really going to give him the business with that stick. Props, old boy.

That's what you get for taking your car into the jungle... and driving for driving a Volkswagen.

I hope the Slayer soundtrack has got you pumped up enough to watch this video right here.

This is why "When Animals Attack" is my favorite show ever. I could've made this blog entry much longer and funnier, but you get the point... fuck human kind, I wish I were a Tiger.

-Tiger Claw Slim

Robocop Saves Sting!

-Slim Slinger.

The "Pro Model"

The Notorious!

Get The Funk Out My Face!

Watch this funky little video on mute

and play this one simultaneously for the killer audio.

and watch that beautiful rendition of the solid tune, because life is a thousand times better transcending through Will Ferrell.

-Slim Disco

Sean Price and Cold World. How The Gods Chill

Perfect blend of hardcore and rap. No cheeze factor, no gimmick, just straight up decent music. Neither Cold World nor Sean P changed up their style any to straight come with it on this track. Perfect.

Slim to One Million.

Orkin Has Been Coming With It.

(note the sick beat on that one. It's a banger)


I like to think that I just did you a favor by listing all the orkin commercials I could find. Total creepers in the form of pests each riding out on a different automobile. Yeeeee-ah. Keep it coming, Orkin.

-Slim Nixon, Dancing On Life.

Slow Dance. Melter.

Slow Dance. Melter.

Redneck Dating Disaster

I like his reasonings behind having kids... kids could bring us food and beer.
Awesome! Janice... Please come back to this guy, he misses and loves you. Bring his truck and his house back.

-Slim diggity Johnson

Rest In Peace, Macho King

So, a lot of Macho Man fans are coming out of the woodwork today to mourn the death of the absolute greatest wrestler of ALL time. Randy "The Macho Man" Savage AKA Randy Poffo.

He was the most electrifying performer of all time and the greatest, most awe inspiring wrestler that the world of wrestling has ever seen. The dude's style was impeccable and impossible to duplicate. Here's to you, Macho King.

I've posted most of these videos before, but today I do so not out of inspiration, but out of reflection and homage to the late great.

Interview with Mean Gene. Lots of cocaine involved.

Interview with Mean Gene. Macho calls out MG on having a crooked mustache. Dude was hard.

The most inspirational video of all... Th Macho Man's demo to the WWF. Song is hard as nails, video even harder. He's goes straight into Jerry The King Loller's backyard and owns that little bitch.

Fuck Ricky The Steamboat. Macho gave the best match promos.

Hope you enjoyed a brief look at the career of one of my icons.

Ohhhhh Yeah!

-Macho Man Slim Brasco

Above.

I've been following this guy on youtube for the last 2 or 3 years. He always comes through with amazing pieces, good choice of music and all around really nice style.

Get tight, paint loose. -Slim.

Jacob Tucker. NCAA Slam Dunk Champion.

5'10 guard from Illinois College. 50" running vertical jump.

The young one can fly and the Slim one can blog.

Bouncing Souls. Lean On Sheena.

Best song. Best band.

Larry Bird.

Cock in the Cooler

I've Got Jooooooooookes!

If you see a Seal in a bar, buy him a drink... just don't make it a Canadian Club on The Rocks.

Now, this one is funny on many levels. Get it? It's Seal and he's being clubbed.

-Seattle's Own Personal God, Slim.

There Are No Words That I Can Say...

You Wished You Shredded This Hard

For Whom The Bell Tolls. Metallica with Cliff Burton. 1985.

It's a Full-Time Jack-Move

Featured Artist of the Week: Trouble Andrew

He's been in the game for a minute and I was lucky enough to catch a few of their shows when I was out in New York. Here you have it, party music straight up and straight forward.
Wasted Featuring Spankrock, The Mr. Move and Lil Jon.

Bang Bang

Chase Money

No Good

So give it up to a dude who used to be a professional snowboarder whom only started making music because he got injured and couldn't snowboard. Now he bangs Santogold. Props.


-The Slim One

Dear 7th and Union

Dear 7th and Union, I had a good run with you at 706 Union st. #608, but I had to end our time together. It's time we moved on. I enjoyed how you were conveniently located downtown, close to all bus lines and other douche bag related establishments like; taphouse grill, fox sports grill, daily grill, morton's grill, etc. I had an awesome time throwing all kinds of trash from your window, dodging creepy neighbors, leaving random "gifts" on #602's door step, mashing the buttons on the call box when I'd come in late, accusing the neighbors of stealing my laundry and every other good memory I had inside of you when I was in town. Ohhh if these walls could talk. With that, I bid you farewell.

- Matty B.

ps. Keep on keeping on.