Models Falling Down.

They're thin!
They're curvy!
They're wearing heals and other kinds of ridiculous shit!

Sounds like a recipe for disaster or an awesome opportunity for assholes like me to sit back and laugh out loud for a few minutes straight at the expense of these bulimic princesses.

First thing you're going to want to do is cut the sound on this video right here,

and hit play on this one.

It'll provide you with a more suitable soundtrack to watch these walking twigs draped in horrendous shit totally biff it over and over.
Also, if anyone in the world swagged harder than these old, date-rapist-looking white dudes.... I'd like to see it.

-Slim, get your science teacher perv swag on!