I say What the Fuck, that's fucking awesome! my favorite part of this pic is the straight up naked booty in the back, but that's just what I noticed right away. Secondly, I tuned into her shoes... check out those motherfucking stripper heals! Now, as a midget, I'm sure this chick wears some straight up little kid sized shoes. What the fuck kind of store sells stripper shoes for little kids? Now, I'm sure there's a secret spot that specializes in midget stripper heals and accessories, but judging by this chick's hair... she doesn't know about it. This lady is obviously OUT OF THE LOOP. I bet based on the novelty alone, this girl excells at her profession. Like, you could tell a story like, "yeah last night I went to a movie with my wife and had a nice steak dinner." or you could tell a story like, "last night I slammed a bottle a hooch and paid a midget stripper 200$ for a 30 second lap dance!" Both stories will get you judged, but only one will leave you with the reputation of a down right KING! So, seriously, seize the moment to better your life, your reputation and jump on the tiniest opportunity if it reveals itself. (did you see how many midget stripper puns I crammed into that sentence?)
Alright, Lil' Tanye. You keep movin' and groovin' and makin' those dreams come true!
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