Girls Fail.

If you're an asshole like me... then you just watched all 12 minutes and 25 seconds of this.

If you don't have the time, here is a much more condensed and sexy version of why women shouldn't do things.

Nacho Picasso!

So, I was planning on writing a very lengthy, in depth review about my friends, Nacho Picasso and Blue Sky Black Death, but I figure I'm just going to plead the fifth on this and let the music speak for itself. The rhymes are clever and smooth and the production does no wrong to your ear drums. If you got a minute, take a seat, crank your most expensive speakers and listen to this... you're not going to be sorry.

Here's the newest video, Phantom of the Opera from the new album, Lord of the Fly. This video is done really well and features one of my favorite Nacho lines.
"Congratulations, Asshole. Fuck your graduation tassel."


Also from Lord of the Fly, here is Naked Lunch. Keep your eyes peeled for a very gnarly and handsome sheriff.


Moor Gang featuring Jarv Dee was the last video off of For The Glory and it fuckin' bangs. I love this beat, the flow and the guest verse... perfection.


Bad Guy from For the Glory. I remember being there when this was being recorded and I just knew he was on some shit with this track. The music and lyrics mesh perfect and the video just blends it all together.


Marvel off For the Glory. This is the video that really got my dude buzzing. Comic books and smokin', I wish life were that easy.


Numb Nuts. Fuck this beat is so fucking awesome. The guitar line matched with the dragging bass is so catchy. The slow flow on this track is unfuckwithable... and instant classic.


Sweaters. This was the first video made and although it's obvious they've come a long way... this video is still awesome. Keep your eyes peeled for a sexy, shirtless cameo from your favorite asshole.


Now, it's obvious that Nacho has gotten as far as he has, because of his none stop work ethic and ability to progress and continue to put out better and better music. Blue Sky Black DEath and Raised by Wolves production do not hurt one bit either. But the real reason this kid is destined for greatness is based on his personality, his natural showmanship, sense of humor and all around charisma that is about to warm hearts all over the world.
I like Nacho, because he's no bullshit. What you see is what you get. The truest of truths.
Here are a couple of videos to get to know our hero a little better.
"diet soda, we care about ourselves, but we don't care about you."


Talking about hitch hikers and his first tattoo...


And there you have it. If you haven't already... go check this dude out. And make sure to keep up with Blue Sky Black Death and Raised by Wolves. Your ears will thank you.

-Slim Nasty.

Kate Moss For Supreme Spring 2012

And you should know about this, because the last Kate Moss Supreme shirt was bomb as shit and this one trumps it. BIP!

Any dude that says they wouldn't bang Kate Moss is a fucking idiot.