Alright, so I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know know a whole lot about The Biebster's music, but what I do know, I love. After finding out that Justin Bieber was actually a teenage boy and not a super femme lesbian "womyn", I was sold. He's like a 13 year old white version of Usher, what's not to love? Shout out to Usher, I've practiced making a lot of babies to his music and I'm glad to see he is still giving back to the community in the form of this little Canadian jailbate phenom.
Anyway, the reason I posted this particular picture of the Beebs (which I found on Celebrity Kick Sightings) was to add it to the growing list of one this blog's many features.... THE DAILY WHAT THE FUCK? PHOTO. As my man, Static Selecktah says, "LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT!"
So, the reason this photo was posted on that site was to shed some light on the Bordeux Spizikes that Yung JB is wearing. Alright, I'm going to come out and say that I love JB, but the dude is pulling the celebrity card, like "ayyy yo, you simpleton motherfuckers, look what I got! 2 months before they come out!" And he dunks his balls into the world's mouth again with this corny move. Like, c'mon guy... if the whole nation of pre-teen girls and gay "tween" boys weren't licking your asshole, you'd just be another n00b chillin' in a canadian high school gym glass with a half chub in your shorts talking like a total asshole. So, I'll be the first to say, "GO FUCK YOURSELF, JUSTIN BIEBER!" I know, blasphemy, right? Fuck it though.
Anyway, back to the picture.
Let's disregard the sneaks for a moment... What the fuck is Justin Bieber doing holding this fucking kid? Who's kid is that? More importantly... why the fuck would you give your child to a child? Look at how many grown men are in this picture! Look at how many grown men are in this picture to protect Beebs, but not a single one can carry the fucking child? What the fuck good are you? Beebs, fire your squad and hire some more capable, less worthless assholes with better work ethic. And seriously, find the god damn parents of this kid. I know that kid isn't yours... judging by the height and weight proportion, it's probably a toddler, but just looks huge when you're holding it. Kind of like when midgets have averaged sized genitals... it's not bigger than usual, it's just LOOKS big on them. Anyway, that kid has to be toddler aged and I doubt your balls have been dropped long enough to really make that kid. Listen JayBee, you're starting that weird Michael Jackson creepy style a wee bit early. I mean, MJ didn't even get real weird until he started turning white. Go out and get a monkey first, fuck, name it "Bubbles". Just leave the kid alone, it never did anything to you, you creepy little perverted fuck.
Alright, seriously though. Someone needs to take this kid away from him and he needs to stop being asshole that does things just because he can rather than because he likes to or even wants to. Bieber, you're no better than Souljah Boy and I hope that hurts.
-Slim, signing off!
