Okay, so if you haven't garnered by now, I'm a total fucking asshole and I like laughing at other people's misfortunes and mishaps. Now, the first video I had selected was a very concise 2 minute compilation of office workers freaking the fuck out and it was fucking awesome, EXCEPT the fucking music selected was fucking terrible! God, my ears started fucking bleeding at the wretched audio AIDS leaking from the speakers. So, I selected some music to go with it and that music was "Can't Tell No One" by Negative Approach.
And I was really fucking pleased with myself too.
Like, "Good fucking job, Slim. Pat yourself on the god damn back."
But then, Youtube stepped in. It turns out that the embedded video can't be played directly from my blog, so that fucks everything up. Fuck them.
My natural ability to adapt and roll with the punches kicked in and I found this new fucking gem. Eight minutes and fifteen seconds of a crowned fucking jewel. Just cut the sound off on this fucker and let it roll through. So good.
Now, I feel like I've teased and quit after giving you half of a handjob, my bad.
And now to finish you off, just because.
Watch that fucker and be reminded of a time when music was genuine and good, but that's not the point of this blog entry. The point is to show you how funny 9-5 office dickheads can be when they've reached their breaking point.
-The Slender One
And I was really fucking pleased with myself too.
Like, "Good fucking job, Slim. Pat yourself on the god damn back."
But then, Youtube stepped in. It turns out that the embedded video can't be played directly from my blog, so that fucks everything up. Fuck them.
My natural ability to adapt and roll with the punches kicked in and I found this new fucking gem. Eight minutes and fifteen seconds of a crowned fucking jewel. Just cut the sound off on this fucker and let it roll through. So good.
Now, I feel like I've teased and quit after giving you half of a handjob, my bad.
And now to finish you off, just because.
Watch that fucker and be reminded of a time when music was genuine and good, but that's not the point of this blog entry. The point is to show you how funny 9-5 office dickheads can be when they've reached their breaking point.
-The Slender One
