If you don't recognize this monstrosity... this is the tardy from my first ever WHAT THE FUCK PHOTO. YEs, we see our subject in a pool eating some ice cream... seems like an unlikely combo, but she's a downy, so no one questions it. Everyone is more hoping she doesn't piss in the pool. I like this angle of this angel though, she looks like a young, cross dressing version of Sloth from the Goonies. But seriously though, WHAT THE FUCK? Has this chick never heard of the 30 minute rule? She's not even disobeying it, she's straight up disrespecting it. It's not like chick went to 31 flavors on the way to the pool and was like, FUCK THIS SHIT, BITCH! I'M SWIMMING! Nah, she just sat her downy ass in the pool, like WHO GIVES A FUCK, BITCH! Also, let's not kid ourselves here, for a contestant in the special olympics, chick has a decent rack. Leads me to believe she may be a runner up in the Miss Special Olympics Pageant. Fuck, I'd vote for her. What do you think her speech would about? Probably about defying all laws, rules and general pieces of advice, like FUCK YA'LL SWIMMING MOTHERFUCKERS, I'M EATING SOME ICE CREAM IN THIS GOD DAMN POOL! Followed up by, FUCK ALL YOU BITCHES, I'M DRINKING LIQUOR AND DRIVING AND THEN TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND STAYING UP. This chick is a real rebel of the funk. A true free bird flying free!Your mind is now numb from that grenade of horse shit I just threw at you. My bad.
