Jeremy Lin!

The Greatest Movie Character of All Time!

Jeff Spicoli, we salute you.

Watch this shit. Learn this shit and most importantly, LIVE this shit.
The man taught us many things, showed us how to live and made the checkered slip-on cool.
Now, this is a deleted scene that was never in the original movie, but you get the jist.

Seriously. Who the fuck does is better?
The answer? NO ONE!

The City of Samba.

The City of Samba from Jarbas Agnelli on Vimeo.

Good bye, Seattle! I want to live here.

This Is The Best Blog On Earth.

And I enjoy being the creative mastermind behind it almost as much as George Bush Jr. Likes eating kittens.

Yep, that just happened.

Your Mind Is Blown.

The physical parallels between ALF and former US President Ronald Reagan are uncanny and indisputable. Let your mind chew on that nugget for a minute.

Megan Fox

sweet.

What The Fuck Is Lamar Odom Wearing?

No wonder LA traded him for such little in return. Even Darko Milicic is playing better and dressing better than him. And Darko is a fucking European! EEEEK!

Burn Out Of The Week

Welcome to the weekly burnout feature. Now I'm no psychic, hell, I'm not even that smart, but I think it wouldn't be going out on a limb if I predicted this dude to turn up on here again in the near future.

This is Jose Canseco at 47 years old. Boo'd out and banished from MLB in America for the use of illegal steroids and his tell all book narking on several others, this wash out is living a real life season of East Bound and Down. This walking hand grenade of horse shit is now playing triple A ball in Mexico. Not like anyone had any kind of expectations for this talking herpee, but it's a real spectacle to view absolute desperation in a physical form. Take a good look at his face and you shall have a much better idea of what defeat looks like.
Now, I follow this assface on twitter and he's always talking about "the truth" this and "the truth" that... and his latest rants have to do with Jesus being condemned for telling "the truth" and he makes the comparison about him being black-balled for his stupid money making book scheme that blew up in his face. Let me get that straight Jose? You're Jesus now? Sorry bruh, Jesus never did roids or played triple A mexican ball.

Hey Jose, What's rock bottom feel like? You bottom-feeding snitch.

The best to ever do it doin' it.

Bad Brains. CBGB's. 1982.

Timeless.

I bet you saw that title and thought that I was going to post something relevant... nope! Just basic fuckery for the easily amused, such as myself.

Babe Alert!

GOOD GOD!

Office Freak Outs!

Okay, so if you haven't garnered by now, I'm a total fucking asshole and I like laughing at other people's misfortunes and mishaps. Now, the first video I had selected was a very concise 2 minute compilation of office workers freaking the fuck out and it was fucking awesome, EXCEPT the fucking music selected was fucking terrible! God, my ears started fucking bleeding at the wretched audio AIDS leaking from the speakers. So, I selected some music to go with it and that music was "Can't Tell No One" by Negative Approach.

And I was really fucking pleased with myself too.

Like, "Good fucking job, Slim. Pat yourself on the god damn back."

But then, Youtube stepped in. It turns out that the embedded video can't be played directly from my blog, so that fucks everything up. Fuck them.

My natural ability to adapt and roll with the punches kicked in and I found this new fucking gem. Eight minutes and fifteen seconds of a crowned fucking jewel. Just cut the sound off on this fucker and let it roll through. So good.


Now, I feel like I've teased and quit after giving you half of a handjob, my bad.
And now to finish you off, just because.

Watch that fucker and be reminded of a time when music was genuine and good, but that's not the point of this blog entry. The point is to show you how funny 9-5 office dickheads can be when they've reached their breaking point.

-The Slender One

Human Turd Box of The Day

Get your own style. If this dude drank a bullet from a shotgun, no one would mind.

Girls Fail.

If you're an asshole like me... then you just watched all 12 minutes and 25 seconds of this.

If you don't have the time, here is a much more condensed and sexy version of why women shouldn't do things.

Nacho Picasso!

So, I was planning on writing a very lengthy, in depth review about my friends, Nacho Picasso and Blue Sky Black Death, but I figure I'm just going to plead the fifth on this and let the music speak for itself. The rhymes are clever and smooth and the production does no wrong to your ear drums. If you got a minute, take a seat, crank your most expensive speakers and listen to this... you're not going to be sorry.

Here's the newest video, Phantom of the Opera from the new album, Lord of the Fly. This video is done really well and features one of my favorite Nacho lines.
"Congratulations, Asshole. Fuck your graduation tassel."


Also from Lord of the Fly, here is Naked Lunch. Keep your eyes peeled for a very gnarly and handsome sheriff.


Moor Gang featuring Jarv Dee was the last video off of For The Glory and it fuckin' bangs. I love this beat, the flow and the guest verse... perfection.


Bad Guy from For the Glory. I remember being there when this was being recorded and I just knew he was on some shit with this track. The music and lyrics mesh perfect and the video just blends it all together.


Marvel off For the Glory. This is the video that really got my dude buzzing. Comic books and smokin', I wish life were that easy.


Numb Nuts. Fuck this beat is so fucking awesome. The guitar line matched with the dragging bass is so catchy. The slow flow on this track is unfuckwithable... and instant classic.


Sweaters. This was the first video made and although it's obvious they've come a long way... this video is still awesome. Keep your eyes peeled for a sexy, shirtless cameo from your favorite asshole.


Now, it's obvious that Nacho has gotten as far as he has, because of his none stop work ethic and ability to progress and continue to put out better and better music. Blue Sky Black DEath and Raised by Wolves production do not hurt one bit either. But the real reason this kid is destined for greatness is based on his personality, his natural showmanship, sense of humor and all around charisma that is about to warm hearts all over the world.
I like Nacho, because he's no bullshit. What you see is what you get. The truest of truths.
Here are a couple of videos to get to know our hero a little better.
"diet soda, we care about ourselves, but we don't care about you."


Talking about hitch hikers and his first tattoo...


And there you have it. If you haven't already... go check this dude out. And make sure to keep up with Blue Sky Black Death and Raised by Wolves. Your ears will thank you.

-Slim Nasty.

Kate Moss For Supreme Spring 2012

And you should know about this, because the last Kate Moss Supreme shirt was bomb as shit and this one trumps it. BIP!

Any dude that says they wouldn't bang Kate Moss is a fucking idiot.

Riff Raff

Got my favorite rapper right here!

Tompkins Square Park Gets Down!

RAVE ON from Jilleen Liao on Vimeo.

Watch this whole video and choose a favorite. I'm on the fence between a couple of the contestants.

Silas .GIF

Bri and Dave will sometimes watch the little dude for us and Dave came through with this .GIF.

Check out these moves!

Random Pictures.

And to continue with the theme of random pictures as I often do... here are some more. Most of these pictures span from the beginning of December until currently. I'll do my best to describe what's going on, but sometimes that proves to be more difficult then it sounds. I hope you enjoy!

This is Courtney and I on stage at the Slow Dance show at Black Lodge for Rudy's birthday. That's Rudy in the front, using his head to smash open a homemade "pinyata" full of cans of 4lokos.

This is Courtney and I at the Slow Dance show at Black Lodge. That is one of the 4lokos from the pinyata. I only filled it with watermelon and fruit punch flavors. Fuck everything else.

Here is the "pinyata"

Rudy dumping beer on his head after we decided to end the set early after too many technical difficulties.

Murder Dice and I making rap music.

Rudy and his gas can full of beer.

Me, Dice, Dave and Grieves.

Snapback Ground Zero

Courtney and I back in the summer. Taken by Harsheek

New Year's Eve. Court, Bri, me and Dave.

Superbowl Sunday!

Parker and I dressed up to go spying on the neighbors.

Silas' first snow day

Silas and my God Daughter, Lilly

Silas and Peterman. Broncos VS Patriots

Silas and Uncle Icey

Just me and an Ewok

Me, Mom, Jason and Chris. 1985

Me, my Memere and Jason. 1984.

New Year's Day.

Chubby Baby

Lyle and I.

Good bye, Droid Phone. Enjoy hell! We all know the only cool droid is R2D2 anyway.

And there you are. A lifetime of stories back into just a few months. I hope you had fun watching Silas grow through these photos. Plenty more to come.