Slow Dance's Guide to Attracting the Modern Woman.

And Rudy has worked his magic once again in creating this beautiful gem of a video. 

Watch, enjoy and most importantly... Learn!

40 Bars. Allen Iverson AKA Jewelz.

I've been preaching this dude's music since this album leaked in the mid 2000's. It was recorded way previous to that, but was kept under wraps and remained unreleased for it's offensive content. This ain't no Kobe Bryant watered down bullshit attempt at pop music. This is some straight up hood shit. And who to do it better than the most hood basketball player of our generation?

ALLEN FUCKING IVERSON.

Rude Awakening. "Bound By Chains"

My boy Keith put on to this band. It features members from some of my all time favorite bands Hammer Bros and Drug Test, both hailing from the Merrimack Valley which is an area stretching from New Hampshire to Massachusetts. 

I watched this video like 15 or 14 times in a row. 

It's fucking hard and promotes face smashing.

Go get the record. It's on Tripple B / Arrest Records (both labels are on the hustle and making serious moves at the moment. 

Support hardcore in 2012.

Hollywood Holt and The TREATED CREW.

This freestyle is over a year old, but it's still one of my favorite flows from one of my favorite rappers. Holt is colder on this track than the trap lord, T.I. himself.

Quote me on that!

Check this shit out.

If you're a rapper, think about quitting, this dude has the game on lock, g.

Qoute that too.

Hollywood Holt - Welcome to the World (freestyle) from Elephilms on Vimeo.

Hailing from the TREATED CREW in the windy city of Chicago, Holt and his crew are about to take over the world and that is just one more thing you can quote. Watch this video, go get some of his newer stuff and jam it until your ears bleed.

Also, check out more from the TREATED CREW here.

Be on the lookout for "TREATED TUESDAYS" where the crew (featuring Million $ Mano and Mic Terror among others) drop a new track weekly.

For more check out

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/treated-crew

http://hollywoodstupidholt.wordpress.com/

@hollywoodholt @MicDaTerrible @callmemano

I'm Slim and you'll read this shit, because I wrote it. Thank you.

The Prophet.

People are amazed at the hologram Tupac that performed at Coachela? They just had an R2 droid. Duh, believe in the force and anything can happen. Ain't that right, Pac?

More Riff Raff.

Dude is so fucking tight.

Mishka Spring 2012 by Rae Treat & Kimberly Kane.

Totally fucking raw and I love it.

annnnnnd Ladies, stop coming into the shop and demanding women's clothes.

This video is proof that you can piece together some amazing and sexy ensembles with a pair of scissors, a little creativity and a whole lot of confidence.

Mishka!

Now for my favorite game!

Let's play FIND THE ALCOHOLIC!
ARDIE, TELL THEM WHAT THEY'VE WON!
THE WINNER GETS
A FREE PINT OF ANY MONARCH LIQUOR OF YOUR CHOICE
A TALL BOY OF COLT 45 HIGH GRAVITY LAGER
AND
A 2 MONTH FREE STAY AT THE BETTY FORD REHABILITATION CENTER IN PALM SPRINGS CALIFORNIA!

the fuck is better than a remix?

Watch this if you haven't. It's long, but worth it. Bitch goes crazy.

Now watch this.

Fucking awesome.

Wettest in the Building!

I remember when this first dropped, youtube yanked it within hours. This is the best edited version that I could find. Good dancer, good rhymer, great dancer, amazing style... can't fuck with Supa Day!

It's Riff Raff Friday Everyday!

The man is so awesome that confining his weekly showcase to only one day is blasphemous. Especially when he flips the script and comes through with smooth jams like this one right here.
Seriously, I can't wait for a record out of this dude. And you can quote me on this, if I ever get off my ass and finish my album, I'm flying Riff Raff out to perform for the album release. Whatever the cost. Quote it!

Web Gem.

God this man is awesome on so many levels. Dude went balls in on the crossfire cover and dunked his nuts all over the game. Props ol' boy.

Yep!

I love Google Image Search

Yep, put that slogan on a tee shirt and I'd wear that bitch every fucking day of my life.

Google Image Search is definitely one of my favorite sources of internet entertainment. When ever I'm bored, I'll just type a random phrase/name/word into the search bar and see what it brings up.
Judge me. I don't give a shit.

Today, I decided that I would type in the phrase "Michael Jordan Dressing Poorly". Oh my, was I in for a real treat. Not only did I find pictures of Michael Jordan dressing poorly, but I found so much more and it'd be unfair of me to keep these gems to my self.

Here let me share with you.

Here's a personal favorite of mine. Cool suit, Jordan.

Michael Jordan is not a Douche Bag, he just looks exactly like one here.

Up in DA CLUB! There's a ton of crap I could say about this photo... like, Mike is holding a cigar, c'mon bro, smoke it or freak dance with white girls. Not both. Or the fact that the only claim to fame stories these college hoochies will ever have sound like,
"One time I let the Duke lacrosse team run a train on me and another time I freak danced with Michael Jordan while he smoked a cigar. Then I blew his agent."

I think I'm missing the joke about the caption, but that's not the point. Our dude looks like Gem! Good one, old boy.
And this is why I love Google Image Search. Not only did it show us all these sweet pictures of Michael Jordan dressing badly, but it also brought forth these prized pigs.
check this fucking guy out. WOW.
God, I love this on so many levels. Obviously the sweat band tops this pic off. Like, dude, you chose to top off your suit with a sweat band...
And dude, you have cornrows...
and what's up with old girl in the back.
check out your date!
I like the corsage, but these people are obviously older, what the fuck are they doing at a prom?
This must be one of those "Make a Wish" foundation events.
I loveit.

Words can't explain and ears don't want to hear...

Vince Neil has the worst friends on earth. Why'd they let him leave the house like this?

Yep, a goonies shirt. This chick is ugly, flat chested and looks like Christian Bail, if he were way into gaming, dungeons and dragons and having a mannequin for a girlfriend.

And here we have "Plants and Pop". Jesus Christ, you fucking stoner. Branch out a little bit.
I hope you enjoyed this. Seriously, give Google Image Search a whirl, start with your name, your pets name... you know do it up. Until next time.

Got Blacked Out One Night

and woke up with a picture of this guy on my phone.

Shout out to the random white guy with corn rows.

You keep America classy.

We need more people like you willing to push the envelope and tell modern taboos to suck on your balls. You are a true urban warrior in your fight against maintain that simple structure that keeps america american.

Feel free to send in your nominees for other local heroes fighting against the grain with total american-ness as their goal.

August!

I've never been a fan of 6s or 7s, but this pack is hot. I will be getting it. I'm a sucker for white sneakers and I need a go to pair of black high tops for the winter. Both requirements are fulfilled. August will be nice if these come out, because I've yet to see anything except a sketch for these burners.

Riff Raff Fridays!

Lil B sucks, but Riff Raff comes with it.

I MAKE THINGS SOME TIMES.

Seriously. It's not easy being as great as I am, but thanks to instant Memes, I look like a diamond in the rough.
Thank you!

Iceburg Season. Riff Raff and 50 Tyson.

If we learned anything from this video.
1. 50 Tyson in fact a legitimate retard.
2. Riff Raff wastes his time by putting these dip-shits on his raps.

LONG LIVE RIFF RAFF!

Pusha T!

I've met few rappers in my life that I've liked on a personal individual basis. Pusha is one of those select few. Most humble, polite and talented MCs in the game right now. Dude has never done any wrong in my eyes and continues to smash the industry right now. In my opinion, one of the most real, sincere, poetic and potent rappers out now. He's been killing it since Lord Willin' dropped and he's going to continue to do so for a very long time.



Here is just a small handfull of vids that I feel Pusha completely destroys.
Game changed.
Here's a flick of that time in 09 when Pusha and Malice came into the store.
(SK, me, Young Chris, P, Malice, Toeb, D and AJ)

Riff Raff. Fuck Yeah.

Here, we have 2 pictures of Riff Raff for no other reason than posting pictures of Riff Raff. I hope you enjoyed these deliberately posted pictures of Riff Raff for the reason of posting pictures of Riff Raff. Thank you.