Cock in the Cooler

I've Got Jooooooooookes!

If you see a Seal in a bar, buy him a drink... just don't make it a Canadian Club on The Rocks.

Now, this one is funny on many levels. Get it? It's Seal and he's being clubbed.

-Seattle's Own Personal God, Slim.

There Are No Words That I Can Say...

You Wished You Shredded This Hard

For Whom The Bell Tolls. Metallica with Cliff Burton. 1985.

It's a Full-Time Jack-Move

Featured Artist of the Week: Trouble Andrew

He's been in the game for a minute and I was lucky enough to catch a few of their shows when I was out in New York. Here you have it, party music straight up and straight forward.
Wasted Featuring Spankrock, The Mr. Move and Lil Jon.

Bang Bang

Chase Money

No Good

So give it up to a dude who used to be a professional snowboarder whom only started making music because he got injured and couldn't snowboard. Now he bangs Santogold. Props.


-The Slim One

Dear 7th and Union

Dear 7th and Union, I had a good run with you at 706 Union st. #608, but I had to end our time together. It's time we moved on. I enjoyed how you were conveniently located downtown, close to all bus lines and other douche bag related establishments like; taphouse grill, fox sports grill, daily grill, morton's grill, etc. I had an awesome time throwing all kinds of trash from your window, dodging creepy neighbors, leaving random "gifts" on #602's door step, mashing the buttons on the call box when I'd come in late, accusing the neighbors of stealing my laundry and every other good memory I had inside of you when I was in town. Ohhh if these walls could talk. With that, I bid you farewell.

- Matty B.

ps. Keep on keeping on.