Models Falling Down.

They're thin!
They're curvy!
They're wearing heals and other kinds of ridiculous shit!

Sounds like a recipe for disaster or an awesome opportunity for assholes like me to sit back and laugh out loud for a few minutes straight at the expense of these bulimic princesses.

First thing you're going to want to do is cut the sound on this video right here,

and hit play on this one.

It'll provide you with a more suitable soundtrack to watch these walking twigs draped in horrendous shit totally biff it over and over.
Also, if anyone in the world swagged harder than these old, date-rapist-looking white dudes.... I'd like to see it.

-Slim, get your science teacher perv swag on!

Gay Raptors Every Where!

Welcome to the

The Adventures of Bad Dad!

-Slim Lee, AKA Mister Cool Dick.

Do us all a favor!

This is in my neighborhood too, less than a hundred yards from my house. Take that, boys.

Nothing I Like Seeing More...

Than people getting owned by animals.

(please press play on this video to give you a soundtrack to the rest of this blog and the other video which has no sound.)

It's such a sweet victory for the animal kingdom when this revenge happens. You figure, human kind has been killing, making clothes out of, eating, tormenting, testing, teaching them stupid tricks for entertainment, etc... it's like a rapist accidentally drinking his own roofie cocktail and I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!
Here we have a few examples.

Man getting knocked out by kangaroo. If this picture doesn't make you laugh... nothing will.

Beluga biting woman's head... She kind of had that one coming.

I like this picture, because instead of helping this guy with his problem, his friend took a picture instead. So, if his buddy think he deserves this... then he most likely does.

This monkey is sick of this guy's shit and is really going to give him the business with that stick. Props, old boy.

That's what you get for taking your car into the jungle... and driving for driving a Volkswagen.

I hope the Slayer soundtrack has got you pumped up enough to watch this video right here.

This is why "When Animals Attack" is my favorite show ever. I could've made this blog entry much longer and funnier, but you get the point... fuck human kind, I wish I were a Tiger.

-Tiger Claw Slim

Robocop Saves Sting!

-Slim Slinger.

The "Pro Model"

The Notorious!