Megan Fox

sweet.

What The Fuck Is Lamar Odom Wearing?

No wonder LA traded him for such little in return. Even Darko Milicic is playing better and dressing better than him. And Darko is a fucking European! EEEEK!

Burn Out Of The Week

Welcome to the weekly burnout feature. Now I'm no psychic, hell, I'm not even that smart, but I think it wouldn't be going out on a limb if I predicted this dude to turn up on here again in the near future.

This is Jose Canseco at 47 years old. Boo'd out and banished from MLB in America for the use of illegal steroids and his tell all book narking on several others, this wash out is living a real life season of East Bound and Down. This walking hand grenade of horse shit is now playing triple A ball in Mexico. Not like anyone had any kind of expectations for this talking herpee, but it's a real spectacle to view absolute desperation in a physical form. Take a good look at his face and you shall have a much better idea of what defeat looks like.
Now, I follow this assface on twitter and he's always talking about "the truth" this and "the truth" that... and his latest rants have to do with Jesus being condemned for telling "the truth" and he makes the comparison about him being black-balled for his stupid money making book scheme that blew up in his face. Let me get that straight Jose? You're Jesus now? Sorry bruh, Jesus never did roids or played triple A mexican ball.

Hey Jose, What's rock bottom feel like? You bottom-feeding snitch.

The best to ever do it doin' it.

Bad Brains. CBGB's. 1982.

Timeless.

I bet you saw that title and thought that I was going to post something relevant... nope! Just basic fuckery for the easily amused, such as myself.

Babe Alert!

GOOD GOD!

Office Freak Outs!

Okay, so if you haven't garnered by now, I'm a total fucking asshole and I like laughing at other people's misfortunes and mishaps. Now, the first video I had selected was a very concise 2 minute compilation of office workers freaking the fuck out and it was fucking awesome, EXCEPT the fucking music selected was fucking terrible! God, my ears started fucking bleeding at the wretched audio AIDS leaking from the speakers. So, I selected some music to go with it and that music was "Can't Tell No One" by Negative Approach.

And I was really fucking pleased with myself too.

Like, "Good fucking job, Slim. Pat yourself on the god damn back."

But then, Youtube stepped in. It turns out that the embedded video can't be played directly from my blog, so that fucks everything up. Fuck them.

My natural ability to adapt and roll with the punches kicked in and I found this new fucking gem. Eight minutes and fifteen seconds of a crowned fucking jewel. Just cut the sound off on this fucker and let it roll through. So good.


Now, I feel like I've teased and quit after giving you half of a handjob, my bad.
And now to finish you off, just because.

Watch that fucker and be reminded of a time when music was genuine and good, but that's not the point of this blog entry. The point is to show you how funny 9-5 office dickheads can be when they've reached their breaking point.

-The Slender One