Tuesday, February 28, 2012

This Is The Best Blog On Earth.

And I enjoy being the creative mastermind behind it almost as much as George Bush Jr. Likes eating kittens.

Yep, that just happened.

Your Mind Is Blown.


The physical parallels between ALF and former US President Ronald Reagan are uncanny and indisputable. Let your mind chew on that nugget for a minute.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Megan Fox

sweet.

What The Fuck Is Lamar Odom Wearing?

No wonder LA traded him for such little in return. Even Darko Milicic is playing better and dressing better than him. And Darko is a fucking European! EEEEK!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Burn Out Of The Week

Welcome to the weekly burnout feature. Now I'm no psychic, hell, I'm not even that smart, but I think it wouldn't be going out on a limb if I predicted this dude to turn up on here again in the near future.


This is Jose Canseco at 47 years old. Boo'd out and banished from MLB in America for the use of illegal steroids and his tell all book narking on several others, this wash out is living a real life season of East Bound and Down. This walking hand grenade of horse shit is now playing triple A ball in Mexico. Not like anyone had any kind of expectations for this talking herpee, but it's a real spectacle to view absolute desperation in a physical form. Take a good look at his face and you shall have a much better idea of what defeat looks like.
Now, I follow this assface on twitter and he's always talking about "the truth" this and "the truth" that... and his latest rants have to do with Jesus being condemned for telling "the truth" and he makes the comparison about him being black-balled for his stupid money making book scheme that blew up in his face. Let me get that straight Jose? You're Jesus now? Sorry bruh, Jesus never did roids or played triple A mexican ball.

Hey Jose, What's rock bottom feel like? You bottom-feeding snitch.




The best to ever do it doin' it.


Bad Brains. CBGB's. 1982.

Timeless.

I bet you saw that title and thought that I was going to post something relevant... nope! Just basic fuckery for the easily amused, such as myself.